This Tuesday is 3 different quotes/conversations Nate decided to have and/or say.
1. Scene: Me(the mommy) and Nate taking a bath together. I don't usually take a bath with him, but I figured I would kill 2 birds with one stone. He sees me get dressed, but usually isn't paying close attention.
Me: *getting in bath*
Nate: "Where'd mom's penis go!?"
Me: *laughing* I don't have one. I have a vagina.
Nate: "OOhhhhhh. Okay. Let's play toys."
2. Scene: Nate, Jason and I are just finishing dinner outside as always.
Me: *sigh*
Nate: "Rough day, mommy?"
Me: "No, my belly is just full."
Nate: "Ohhh, done eating?"
Me: "Yes."
Nate: "I still eating."
3. Scene: Driving to the commissary. Nate is playing with a toy camera in his car seat.
Nate: "Selfies, daddy!!"
Jason: "We have failed as parents."
HAPPY TUESDAY!
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